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Robin Hood
Written by Andy Smith & Adam Smith
Welcome to Sherwood Forest, where mischief, merriment, and mayhem are always in season! Join the legendary outlaw, Robin Hood, and his band of 'Merry Them' as they outwit the wicked Sheriff of Nottingham and his silly sidekick Herman the Henchman as they steal from the rich to give to the poor. Packed with laugh-out-loud comedy, daring sword fights, and many zany characters, this pantomime reimagines the classic tale with a fresh, fun-filled twist. Cheer for the daring Robin Hood, swoon over the brave Maid Marian, and boo the villainous Sheriff as they clash in a battle of wits, with plenty of hilarious misunderstandings along the way. Will Robin save the day and win Marian’s heart? Will the Sheriff & Prince John finally get their comeuppance? There’s only one way to find out – join us for this merry, magical romp through Sherwood Forest!
Running Time - 2 Hours 10mins
Principle Cast Size - 13 + Multiple Scripted Ensemble Roles
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Cast
Robin Hood - The daring and witty hero of Sherwood Forest, always ready with a clever plan and a heart of gold.
Maid Marian - The brave and spirited heroine, with her sharp wit, and the love of Robin’s life.
Lady Patty Picklepants (Dame)– The larger-than-life, hilarious matriarch of the Merry Them, with outrageous outfits, quick quips, and a heart as big as her personality!
Sheriff of Nottingham– The scheming, cowardly villain, always plotting to capture Robin Hood while bumbling through his own wicked plans.
Herman the Henchman – The dim-witted but loyal sidekick to the Sheriff, always getting things hilariously wrong.
Will Scarlett – Robin Hood's young and cheeky Merry Man, known for his quick reflexes and sharp tongue.
Little John – Robin Hood’s towering right-hand man, strong and loyal, but with a gentle heart.
Friar Tuck – The jolly, god-loving man of the cloth, always ready with words of wisdom, a hearty laugh, and maybe a sneaky pint or two!
Bill the Bard– The rhyming storyteller of Sherwood.
Prince John – The pompous and greedy royal, obsessed with wealth and power. Acts like an old spoiled child.
Plan Bee– A zany German Mutant Man-Bee who enjoys his role as the castle torturer.
Dungeon Concierge – An over the top happy and smiley Concierge (should be played like tour guide Barbie/Ken or a stereotypical American customer service role)
King Richard – The noble and just ruler of England, often away on crusade, whose return brings hope and heroism to Sherwood Forest and inspires Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men.
Ensemble Scripted Roles
Villager 1
Villager 2
Villager 3
Executioner
Cupid
Red Arrow
Prison Guards
Street vendor 1
Street Vendor 2
Script Sample
Prince John: I say what a splendid spectacle! Give this old smelly man the prize!
Sheriff: (sighs) Herman give this man the 10 Gold Coins!
Everyone looks around when the singing '10 GOLD COINS' does not come as normal.
Sheriff: Wait…what happened to the…’ (10 GOLD COINS’)...You know I really hate this show!
Herman brings a bag of coins to Robin and presents it to him.
Robin (in old man voice) Thank you! And as a gesture of good will; in these pressing times, I donate these 10 Gold Coins… (10 GOLD COINS’ sings.) …to the good people of Nottingham as a sort of cost of living crises fund.
Prince John: What did he say he was doing?
Sheriff: He is giving the prize to the poor
Prince John (Gagging noise) don’t say that word!
Sheriff: What ‘Poor’?
Prince John (gags) Yes that word ……. 'Poor' (gags)
Prince John stands up.
Prince John: What a very kind gesture old man. Step forward, contestant and remove your hood.
Robin steps forward and removes his hood.
Sheriff: YOU.
Robin: That’s Right Sheriff. It is I?
Prince John: I’m sorry, who are you?
Robin: I am Robin Hood.
Prince John: Really? I thought you would be taller. Sheriff!
Sheriff: ROBIN!
Marian: Robin.
Robin: Marian.
Herman: HERMAN!....sorry got carried away
Robin: Marion, there you are. I’ve been looking all over for you. Well… Kinda…a bit…. ish.
Marian: The Sheriff is holding me captive. Help me!
Sheriff: 'Guest of honour', my dear.
Robin: You will release her this instant, Sheriff! And I am going to make you pay back every single penny that you have stolen from the villagers of Sherwood Forest.
Sheriff: Oh really. (The Sheriff stands up and makes his way over to Robin) Well, Robin Hood, we will see about that. (The Sheriff pulls off one of his gloves) I challenge you to a duel!
The Sheriff slaps Robin across the face with his glove.
Robin: A duel? (slapping Sheriff across the face with his glove)
Sheriff: Yes…A Duel. (slapping Robin across the face with his glove)
Robin: I accept.
Prince John: Wow. Now this is entertainment. Squire. Popcorn this instant!